Best Dressed - 2013 Academy Awards

This has been the most difficult awards ceremony to judge because no one really brought it. Trends of the night: white/cream gowns, strapless, reds, minimal, and plain aka boring. Here are the best and worst of the 2013 Academy Awards. 

BEST OVERALL:

Charlize Theron (#1 of the night simply because she looks flawless. The dress isn't the best of the evening, but her overall look is sleek, chic, and absolutely gorgeous), Sally Field (a beautiful and chic gown. She looks better than most of young Hollywood)

BEST DRESS:

Kerry Washington (it's a very pretty gown. Kerry's caramel skin is lovely in salmon), Amanda Seyfried (apparently Anne Hathaway was supposed to wear a Valentino gown very similar to this. Well, in the Anne versus Amanda war... Amanda won hands down. We love the collar), Amy Adams (we've seen this dress before, but it's lovely on pretty Amy)

BEST HAIR:

Jennifer Lawrence (best up 'do), Reese Witherspoon (best Veronica Lake impression)

Jessica Chastain (best color and down 'do), Sandra Bullock (best straight, chic look)

WORST OVERALL:

Jacki Weaver (to start off, she looks like she was electrocuted. She needs to lay off of the botox. The dress is hideous. She looks like a sardine), Salma Hayek (how can you look this bad when you are one of the most beautiful women in the world AND you are married to one of the biggest fashion conglomerate owners? It's awful)

Halle Berry (the frosted tips are horrendous and haven't been seen since The Backstreet Boys. We were on the fence with the dress, but in the end the stiff shoulders did the look in. The dress would have worked if it had been sleeveless or strapless), Melissa McCarthy (one of the worst dressed stars out today. The gown looks like a jersey sack dress and her hair gives the impression that she stuck her head out of the window all the way to the ceremony)

WORST DRESS:

Catherine Zeta-Jones (the dress is a gold disaster. And, this is a little off the subject, but Zeta-Jones has aged A LOT. She barely resembles the drop-dead gorgeous girl of "The Mask of Zorro". What happened?), Jennifer Hudson (her rendition of "I'm Not Going" blew away the "Chicago" and "Les Miserables" performances, but this glittery, tacky gown reminds us of the 1992 Daytime Emmy Awards)

Nicole Kidman (the notoriously bad dresser does it again with a hideous, hideous, hideous... dare we say... gown), Zoe Saldana (she has taken risks before and we have yet to see them pay off. Just bad)

WORST HAIR:

Helena Bonham Carter (it's amazing she didn't make our worst dressed list, but she did keep to tradition by doing an awful up 'do. Wind tunnel), Renee Zellweger (what is going on with this lady? It's like she didn't even try and her mousy brown color is horrid. Blonde or brown! Pick one. BTW: what a complete let-down "Chicago" cast. All the stories about a "big" reunion and all you do is present an award? Boring, boring, boring)

Jennifer Garner (someone PLEASE tell her to stop doing this look. It doesn't work with her face and forehead. The middle part doesn't suit her. Please do a side part or get bangs), Adele (it looks like she was meant to go to the country music awards in 2000. Why so big and puffy?)

HONORABLE MENTION:

Naomi Watts (the cut of this dress is to-die-for, but the shimmery color is all wrong. She should have gone with a navy or dark purple. That would have allowed the cut to stand out), Jane Fonda (we like the cut and her body is banging, but the color is a little too yellow highlighter. A softer yellow next time, Fonda!)

Octavia Spencer (this could have worked in a different color. Also, she needed something to separate the top and bottom... a sash or belt perhaps), Samantha Barks (the dress is very simple, but it looks incredible on her body. She should have done something revolutionary with her hair)

Best Dressed - 2013 SAG Awards

The biggest trends of the night:  Side 'dos, lace, flowy skirts, black and white. Please join us in taking a look at the best and worst dressed of the 2013 Screen Actors Guild Awards.

OVERALL BEST LOOK:

Marion Cotillard (#1 Best Look of the Night. Elegant and a bit avant-garde. We heart her)

Jessica Chastain (or should we say Jessica Rabbit? She's ravishing in red and we really wish she had taken the Best Actress statue home), Ariel Winter (despite all the family drama, she looks absolutely beautiful and very age appropriate)

BEST DRESS:

Sofia Vergara (elegant, stunning, and gorgeous... especially for the cleavage queen), Zuleikha Robinson (this is what Lucy Liu was attempting at the Globes. Robinson's version is ethereal, flowy, and beautiful)

Alfre Woodard (she takes the best over-50 look of the night. It's flowy, charming, and the color is perfect for her milk chocolate skin), Nina Dobrev (it would have been too simple, but the side slits and vibrant color make it one of the best)

BEST HAIR:

Mayim Bialik (there were quite a few who did the side waves, but Mayim's was the most beautiful), Claire Danes (it's loose and a bit messy and she looks great. We love the dark red lipstick too)

OVERALL WORST LOOK:

    

January Jones (the worst, worst, worst of the evening. It's hideous), Kaley Cuoco (the dress, the cut, the length, the horrid hair... it's disgusting), Ellie Kemper (forget the fact that she looks like an albino, the recent trend of ice-capades gowns is still... ugly)

 

Angela Kinsey (it makes her body look uneven. It's not attractive for her), Julia Stiles (we hate to say this, but she is looking a little man-ish. The snake-skin dress is hideous too)

WORST DRESS:

Helen Hunt (it might have worked better with no jewelry and a beautiful chestnut brown hair color, but  maybe we are just being optimistic), Julie Bowen (a leather evening gown??? Nothing more to say)

 

Edie Falco (she took the lace trend too far. It's not flattering. She usually looks so lovely), Nicole Kidman (The former Mrs. Cruise almost always look bad. She has horrible fashion sense. It just looks very daytime television awards), Rose Byrne (it might have worked as a sleeveless, but this version is overbearing. The color is nice though)

WORST HAIR:

Kaley Cuoco (by far the most offensive hair of the evening. It looks like a bad wig that doesn't sit properly on her head), Elisabeth Moss (she always, always, always has bad hair. We don't understand. She could use some bangs and a stylist), Jessica Pare (we said this at the Emmy's... her hair is TOO dark. It washes her out. This Cinderella 'do is not cute)

HONORABLE MENTION:

Amy Poehler (we love this look on her. She is finally back to her body after having two sons and she looks great), Jennifer Lawrence (we were on the fence about this one because it's a little boring, but overall we like it)

Kerry Washington (she should have gone with a beautiful down 'do. The gown is cute and the white looks great on her), Sarah Hyland (this is one of the best dresses she's ever worn. Well done Sarah!)

 

Claire Danes (we were definitely back and forth with this dress. On one hand it reminds us of Tilda Swinton's hideous 2008 Oscar gown, but on the other hand we love the asymmetry and simple design), Tina Fey (sure it's her staple black dress, but we think she looks good and we love the 40's hair), Anne Hathaway (it's edgy and it really teeters the line between rockin' and crazy)

SEEING DOUBLE:

 

Marion Cotillard versus Julianna Margulies
THE WINNER: Cotillard

Mayim Bialik versus Edie Falco

THE WINNER: Mayim Bialik